angry\ dragon

angry\ dragon
1. (angry dragon) (9257↑, 2592↓)
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

I gave your mom an angry dragon last night\!

2. (Angry Dragon) (4197↑, 1084↓)
While a girl is sucking you off, right as you are about to cum, you grab hold of her head and pull her mouth as far onto your cock as possible. She proceeds to gag from the cock unexpectedly being rammed down her throat, but since your cock is blocking her air passage, her cough (and your cum) exit through her nose. The cum dripping out of both of the girl’s nostrils, resembles a dragon’s snout - and after pulling a stunt like this, you can be sure she's going to be an angry one.

I pulled an Angry Dragon on that slut I hooked up with last night. I dare you to do the Angry Dragon on that chick if you end up going back to her place tonight.

3. (Angry Dragon) (1483↑, 932↓)
most of the other definitions are close but not quite right. the real definition is a chick is giving you head and when she goes to swallow your load you judo chop her in the throat making her choke on the cum and it shoots out her nose, also making her angry. the hit in the head definitions are confused with donkey punch and the punch in the stomach is from louisville slugger. the one where you shove your cock down her throat as you nut is the snowy or snow dragon which also shoots the nut out her nose. both really work if done right.

i gave jen an angry dragon when she was smoking my pole lastnight.

4. (angry dragon) (739↑, 376↓)
Pretty much a dangerous move, as describe by others, without a caveat.

I read about the Angry Dragon in the Urban Dictionary and it sounded great, but when I jammed my cock down her throat, she bit it off, and then while I was writhing on the floor in agony, she stuck it up my ass. Then she and four of her friends beat the shit out of me. I just got out of the hospital this morning.

5. (angry dragon) (644↑, 288↓)
A phenomenon that occurs during the act of fellatio, identified by the forceful exit of male ejaculate via the giving partner's nostrils. Ed. A popular but dangerous misconception is that this phenomenon is caused by aggressive acts, such as striking, gagging, or causing the giving partner to choke. Actually, it is caused by placement of the penile head against the roof of the giver's mouth, toward the back of the throat, in such a manner that the male ejaculate is deflected up into the nasal passages.

Honey, you looked like an angry dragon\!

Author: Ask my first girlfriend http://angry-dragon.urbanup.com/2540199
6. (angry dragon) (10↑, 10↓)
when a girl is giving you a blowjob you cum in her mouth than smack the back of her head making the seamen come out of her nostrils

hey did you hear how bryce gave her an angry dragon?

7. (Angry Dragon) (193↑, 196↓)
When a girl is performing oral on a guy - he is about to blow, he holds on to her head so she can't pull away and her mouth is stuck on his dick. Then his load shoots in her mouth, and it comes out her nostrils - with a major scowl on her face and ropes of cum hanging out her nose...she looks like an Angry Dragon\!

I gave that chick the angry dragon last night\!

8. (Angry Dragon) (9↑, 18↓)
When you are getting a blow job from a girl, cum in her mouth, then smack her on the back of the head so that the cum leaks out her nose

I came in this girls mouth hit her on the back. She looked like an angry dragon when the load came out her nose

9. (angry dragon) (117↑, 124↓)
While a girl is sucking you off, right as you are about to cum, you grab hold of her head and pull her mouth as far onto your cock as possible. She proceeds to gag from the cock unexpectedly being rammed down her throat, but since your cock is blocking her air passage, her cough (and your cum) exit through her nose. The cum dripping out of both of the girl’s nostrils, resembles a dragon’s snout - and after pulling a stunt like this, you can be sure she's going to be an angry one.

i angry dragoned your mom last night , she was dripping for hours

10. (Angry Dragon) (26↑, 34↓)
The act of thrusting your penis in a girls mouth while in oral sex and ejaculating far in her throat so she coughs it up through her nose and mouth

Guy- Wanna to angry dragon? Girl- sure but it might get messy

11. (Angry Dragon) (7↑, 15↓)
After you cummed in your partners' mouth, give her a slap on the back of her head. Your stuff will come out of her nose. When she gets back up and turns around, she'll look like an angry dragon

I did an angry dragon with my girlfriend, it was hilarious\!

12. (Angry Dragon) (54↑, 62↓)
(noun) 1. As the female is giving oral pleasure to the male, the man hits the back of the females head, causing her to choke, as the semen extrudes out of the nasal passages. (may result in biting of the dick.)

1. You just recieved an angry dragon.

13. (Angry Dragon) (52↑, 61↓)
An act of fellatio performed while wearing clothing, in this situation the lady has long hair. When the gentleman is feeling a climax approaching, he discreetly feeds the lady's hair through his belt loops. Upon a climax the said gentleman pulls the lady's hair all the way through his belt loops, there for trapping the lady in an open mouth position, forcing her to cough up semen from her nose, the act most likely angers the lady due to it being unexpected and never previously discussed by her partner.

-Did you go home with Leslie last night? -Yes\! She sure was an angry dragon after I was finished with her\!

14. (Angry Dragon) (4↑, 14↓)
when you are being given a blowjob and just as your about to cum you make sure their mouth is closed so they have to sneeze out the jizz.

"Oh man that was so sick, i made this girl give me and angry dragon"

Author: plubming bandints http://angry-dragon.urbanup.com/4133795
15. (angry dragon) (21↑, 31↓)
When a girl is giving you head and after you cum in her mouth, and she is about to swallow, you hit her in the back of the head or in the throat. This will result in her shooting the cum out her nose resembling an angry dragon shooting fire.

"After this bobber sholbed my nob, i blew a fat load in her mouth and when she was about to swallow, I gave her an angry dragon."

16. (angry dragon) (12↑, 23↓)
A sexual experiment; started by having a man ejaculate in to a womans mouth, and tickling her which will force her to choke, causing the sperm to fly everywhere.

Are you ready to do the [angry dragon]?

17. (Angry Dragon) (13↑, 24↓)
When girl (or guy) is blowing a (another) guy as the guy is about to cum he grabs her (or his) head and shoves it down his cock so that she (he) cannnot pull away, and chokes on the cum and it goes out her (his) nose, with the cum falling out of her (his) nose and mouth it makes her (him) look like a dragon, and after pulling shit like that you bet she (he) will be an Angry Dragon\!

If a guy ever Angry Dragoned me I would bite it off.

Author: \angry\ dragonJessay\angry\ dragon http://angry-dragon.urbanup.com/3012171
18. (Angry Dragon) (13↑, 24↓)
The angry dragon is when a man is getting a blow job from a girl and he is about to cum. right before he cums he takes her head and slams it into his dick making all of the jiz come out her nose.

I gave my girlfreind a nice "angry dragon" yesterday.

Author: Mrs. Chokesondick http://angry-dragon.urbanup.com/2808507
19. (angry dragon) (11↑, 22↓)
the sexual manouvere in which the gentleman unloads in the females or males, (depending on sexual preferance) mouth....after which slaps the female squarely in the back of the head...releasing the load through the nostrils. Thus the female is angry and is blowing cum like a dragon.

hey trent that wasnt very nice of sean giving you the angry dragon. Yeah i no next time i will just swallow. Good idea trent. Or you could just not be a homo. Hahaha yeah right good one.

20. (angry dragon) (43↑, 55↓)
after a girl gives you head, smack her in the back of the head so your load comes out her nose. when she gets up, she'll look like an angry dragon

hey dude, girls don't like the angry dragon

21. (angry dragon) (6↑, 19↓)
All the other definitions are wrong. It's when you deliberately shoot your load directly up a girl's nose, making her snort loudly and forcefully to get it out.

"Take that bitch\! If you'd swallow, I wouldn't have given you an angry dragon\!"

22. (Angry Dragon) (12↑, 25↓)
As a girl is blowing you and just as you are ready to cum, you grab the back of her head and shove her mouth all the way down your cock as you cum. If your timing is right, you will cause her gag reflex to trigger and your cum will shoot out of her nose, much like a kid that can shoot milk out of his/her nose. Cum burns coming out of someones nose, much like fire would coming out of a dragons. Hence the name ... Angry Dragon.

She'll never call me again after I gave her the Angry Dragon\! I would pay that slut a lot of money if I could give her an Angry Dragon.

23. (Angry Dragon) (108↑, 121↓)
After you blow your load in your woman's mouth, you put your hand over her mouth and keep her jaw shut and say, "I have syphillis". She will get mad and try to spit it out but it will only go out of her nose, thus resembling an angry dragon.

After smoking a bowl, I made my girlfriend look like Puff the Angry Dragon.

24. (Angry Dragon) (21↑, 35↓)
When you dont tell the bird sucking your nob your gunu cum, then ram it back her throat as you cum causing her to choke and cum come out of her nose.

Dan k did a right nice angry dragon to his mum last night\!\!

25. (Angry Dragon) (13↑, 27↓)
A very specific situation where you are fucking [Tony Danza] in the mouth, choking him. When you blow your load (and win), you yell, "I'm the boss, BITCH\!" and he's so choked up (and non-responsive) that jizz shoots from his nose like dragon smoke.

Sunday night, I mouth raped Tony Danza and he spewed like an angry dragon\!

26. (Angry Dragon) (16↑, 30↓)
When a lady is giving a man some head nod. Just prior to the man's climax, he grabs the young lady's head and shoves it forward so his penis goes deep into her throat. His ejaculate comes out of her nose in an eruption of brilliance.

I gave tonya the angry dragon last night. She looked like she had a sinus infection

27. (angry dragon) (33↑, 48↓)
This is a move where, when someone is giving you head, you cum in their mouth; and before they have a chance to spit it out or swallow it, you tickle them so they will laugh and the cum will spray out of their nose. Hence looking like and angry dragon.

When your grandma was blowing me, I gave her an angry dragon.

28. (angry dragon) (38↑, 53↓)
when recieving oral sex, just after ejaculating in the girls mouth, you grab her by the sides of her head and shake vigorously until it foams/runs out of her nose

wagga wagga wagga wagga

29. (angry dragon) (13↑, 29↓)
A very specific situation where you are fucking [Tony Danza] in the mouth, choking him. When you blow your load (and win), you yell, "I'm the boss, BITCH\!" and he's so choked up (and non-responsive) that jizz shoots from his nose like dragon smoke.

Sunday night, I mouth raped Tony Danza and he spewed like an angry dragon\!

30. (Angry Dragon) (142↑, 158↓)
When a girl is perfoming oral sex and after you ejaculate in her mouth you cover her mouth and punch her in the stomach before she can swallow it and the cum shoots out her nose

That bitch piised me off so right as soon as I blew it in her mouth I gave her The Angry Dragon

31. (Angry Dragon) (1↑, 18↓)
This is a variation on the more well known Angry Dragon (get head, cum, choke her on your dick, then it comes out of her nose). All you have to do, is punch a girl in the face, thus giving her a bloody nose. While blood is spewing from her face, you punch her in the stomach, causing a rapid release of air from her mouth, spraying blood everywhere and resembling a dragon breathing fire. She will be very pissed off, thus the name the 'Angry Dragon." No head is necessary to perform this, although it makes it better, because you get your dick sucked as well.

Kelsey was pissing me off all night, so before I dropped her off, I have her the Angry Dragon.

Author: HandlessHoudiniFan http://angry-dragon.urbanup.com/3849145
32. (Angry Dragon) (33↑, 50↓)
A very specific situation where you are fucking Tony Danza in the mouth, choking him. When you blow your load (and win), you yell, "I'm the boss, BITCH\!" and he's so choked up (and non-responsive) that jizz shoots from his nose like dragon smoke.

Sunday night, I mouth raped Tony Danza and he spewed like an angry dragon\!

33. (Angry Dragon) (10↑, 27↓)
while reciving a blowjob,the male forces the females mouth all the way down around the base of the penis at point of climax and the cum shoots out of her nostrils

afer an angry dragon her sinuses were cleared

34. (Angry Dragon) (5↑, 22↓)
When a girl is going down on you, and just as you come you smack her on the back of the head so that it comes out of her nose like smoke.
35. (angry dragon) (6↑, 23↓)
When you ejaculate in a girls mouth and push her head down rela fast so shes chokes and all the cum flys out her nose

I angry dragoned that bitch and cum shot our her nose

36. (angry dragon) (39↑, 57↓)
This is when a woman is giving oral to a guy and then just as he cums he pulls her head up to his [schlong] and spunks up her nose. She then snorts and so it sprays out on the guy. Like a dragon snorting fire when angry.

"I did an angry dragon on my boyfriend last night, he ended up covered in his own spunk"

37. (angry dragon) (26↑, 44↓)
after you blow your load in a girls mouth you karate chop her in the throat and watch it come out her nose

you know what was really hot, when i gave your sister an angry Dragon.

38. (angry dragon) (17↑, 35↓)
When close to ejaculation during felatio the recipient holds down the head of the giver which forces jizz to come out of her nose.

Man you got something oozing out of you nose... I caught you with that angry dragon didn't I.

39. (Angry Dragon) (8↑, 26↓)
an-gri dra-gun when ur gettin blow from some chick then ur bust a load in her mouth, u cover her mouth with ur hand and punch her hard in the stomach so that ur load comes shootin out her nose.
40. (angry dragon) (5↑, 24↓)
when your womens giving you head right before blow your load stick it up her nose the jizz will run out making her look like and angry dragon

the bitch just got it up the nose

41. (ANGRY DRAGON) (9↑, 28↓)
When your wife tells you " I don't think we have anything in common anymore" beg for just one more of her "great jobs" then when you cum, smack her in the back of the head, causing the sperm to fly out of her nose. She'll look just like an angry dragon, your last memory of her.

Lisa, you look just like an angry dragon\!

42. (Angry Dragon) (7↑, 28↓)
When a chick is giving you a blowjob, you hit her on the back of the head, right as you are about to cum, then when you cum it will shoot out her nose.

dude I totally angry dragoned your mom last night\!\!

43. (angry dragon) (6↑, 28↓)
the last thing to do before you break up with your girlfriend

when she gave me head last night i made her look like an angry dragon since i was going to screw her over

44. (angry dragon) (28↑, 51↓)
When you see a dragon say "Hey dragon, you smell". The dragon will say "Rar\!" in an angry voice.

Man 1: "Ooh, by eck, that dragon is angry" Man 2: "Yes, you're quite correct, it is an angry dragon"

45. (angry dragon) (5↑, 29↓)
When you punch a girl in the stomach after cumming in her mouth. The cum will come out her nose like an angry dragon.

After gettin head from this girl, i gave her the angry dragon.

46. (angry dragon) (19↑, 49↓)
After you blow your load in someones mouth you smack their head and it comes out their nose as they shake their head. They get angry.. Therefore, it looks like an angry dragon.

when i gave my dad an angry dragon he beat me up.

Author: sal vitale......... http://angry-dragon.urbanup.com/3081337
47. (angry dragon) (10↑, 40↓)
This is where you are taking a woman hard from behind and as you build up to your climax (the Vinegar Strokes) you withdraw and spit on her back. When she turns round to see smile satisfied that she has done a good job you fire into her face with gusto. The look on her face will resemble..... An Angry Dragon\!\!

Slept on the couch last night after I gave my miussus an Angry Dragon....

48. (angry dragon) (3↑, 34↓)
Angry Dragon- To smack a Hobbit in the back of the head just as you blow your load, it spurts out his nose on the gathered crowd of eager asslings awaiting their turn, like an Angry Dragon\!

I gave that Hoggit an Angry Dragon\!

49. (angry dragon) (4↑, 36↓)
When WASP is performing oral sex on a man, the guy blows it in his 20 year old mouth, holds his jaw together and says: "The Red Sox stink\!"

WASP gave such bad oral, I had to give him an angry dragon.

50. (angry dragon) (8↑, 42↓)
After a girl sucks you off, you punch her in the throat so your cum oozes out of her mouth and nose...looking like an angry dragon...this works especially well with asian chicks

Ping was an angry dragon in the back seat of my caddy.

51. (Angry Dragon) (13↑, 56↓)
a mythical monster generally represented as a huge, winged reptile with crested head and enormous claws and teeth, and often spouting fire, who is feeling or showing anger (a strong feeling of displeasure and belligerence aroused by a wrong) or strong resentment.

"Man, that is one Angry Dragon."

52. (Angry Dragon) (8↑, 83↓)
After performing doggy style, the male will pull his penis out of the females vagina and fake like he is cumming. After he tells the woman he is about to cum, he spits on her back. When the woman turns around, the male will actually cum on the woman's face.

Angry Dragon's are hilarious.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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